Santa Aur Jeeto Ki Ladai Ho Gai Aadha Din Chupchap Gujarne Ke Bad Jito Santa Ke Paas I Aur Boli "Is Tarah Jhagadate Achche Nahi Lagte Ek Kam Karte Hain Thoda Aap Samjhauta Karo Thoda Main Karti Hu" Santa: Thik Hai Kya Karna Hai? Jito: Aap Mujhse Maafi Maag Lo Aur Main Aapko Maaf Kar Deti Hu
Banta: Yaar Ye Whatsapp Ka Sabse Bada Fayda Kya Hai? Santa: O Yaar Iska Sabse Bada Fayda Hai Ki Bahut Sari Aurten Apas Men Bat Karti Hain Fir Bhi Avaz Hi Nahin Hoti
Banta: Yaar Santa Agar Pyar Balidan Hai To Shadi Kya Hai? Santa: Pyar Balidan Hai To Shadi Aatm-Balidan Hai
Santa Ke Ghar Mehman Aaye Santa: Kya Lenge Chay Ya Kofi? Mehman: Ji Nahin Bahut Garmi Hai Kuch Thanda Hai? Santa: Ha Hai Na Thanda Kapde Utar Ke Farsh Pe Let Jao Bahut Thanda Hai
Banta: Yaar Santa Bebas Aur Lachar Hona Kise Kahte Hain? Santa: Oye Jab Astha Chanal Chal Raha Ho Aur Remot Kho Jaye
Santa: Yaar Ye Ramdev Baba Wala Nods Kharida Hai Inko Khana Kaise Hai? Banta: Ek Naak Band Karke Dusri Naak Se Andar Khinchana Hain?